T is for "Trouble"

Hi everyone! My name is William. My middle initial is "T" and I think that it stands for "Trouble." Mom says I am the cutest "Trouble" there ever was and is amazed by my explorative nature. I am a keen seeker of troublesome places and if any of them are left available to my interest, I will discover these places and partake in the wonderous trouble within. My favorite places include the bathrooms, pantry, and kitchen. I have been "toilet training" since I was 9 months old. This was when I discovered the joys of flushing the toilet and unwinding the toilet paper roll. Mom wasn't sure what to do about that since none of my three siblings have ever discovered such amazing things. I have since seen many bathroom doors closed in my face. How rude is that?!? I have also discovered that mason jars make awesome noises when they are dropped on the floor, although they were mysteriously relocated after this discovery. Have you ever opened up a five-gallon bucket of flour or sugar and spread the contents within? I would highly recommend the practice and would suggest doing so in an exceptionally quiet matter so that no one knows where you are. You may once again see that doors get closed as you approach them, so you must act quickly when you sense an opportunity for such enjoyment. All I can say about the kitchen is "WOW! The kitchen is one fun, adventuresome place of serious exploration! What's that in the oven now?!?"